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Melody : did you see that banan thing?
Alex : NO it said i couldnt
Alex : BLOCKED
Alex : shut out
Alex : segregated
Melody : that's all i wanted to happen
Melody : thanx
Alex : mel cmon!
Alex : dont be that way!
Alex : can we talk about it?
Alex : lets get drinks
Melody : hahahahhahahahhahahahaha
Alex : and hug it out
Melody : you want to talk bout it?
Alex : where are you?
Melody : ya wanna?
Alex : im coming over
Melody : i'm at home
Alex : i NEED TO SEE YOU
Melody : where are you?
Alex : we HAVE GOT to talk
Melody : HAHAHAHA
Melody : love the caps
Alex : fuckin' grand central station
Melody : where are you
Melody : where are you
Melody : where are yu
Alex : TERMINAL 7
Melody : where i s u
Alex : PLANES ABOUT TO LEAVE
Alex : HURRY UP
Melody : come over!
Melody : heliport
Alex : lol
Melody : L o L
Alex : man i would LOVE to come over
Melody : u r at work aren't you
Alex : but im busy being a fucking hungover DYKE
Melody : don't fuck wit me
Melody : hahahahahhahahaha
Melody : that's a tv show
Melody : "hungover dyke"
Melody : "starring Alexandra  as.."
Melody : "The Mayor or France"
Melody : "And anti-gay legislator"
Melody : "also starring "
Alex : LOL
Melody : "Jessica Alba as,,,"
Melody : "The Queen of the BAyou"
Melody : "And Mayor's sex toy"
Alex : HOLY SHIT
Melody : i could do this all day
Alex : ME TOO
Melody : literally
Melody : at no cost
Alex : LETS PUT IT TO PAPER
Melody : little cost
Alex : PEN TO PAPER
Alex : NO ADD'L CHARGE
Alex : SOME SHIPPING FEES
Melody : how about finger to keyboard gramma
Alex : $6.95 PLUS TAX
Melody : yea
Melody : around that amt
Alex : MAYBE LESS
Melody : like $5.75
Alex : LET U KNOW
Alex : SOON
Melody : maybe more?
Melody : i don't KNOW!!!
Alex : I'll CALL you
Melody : and get your CC info
Alex : i'll text your mom
Melody : MCARD or VISA exclusively
Melody : NO AMEX
Alex : ONLY DISCOVER
Alex : MAYBE CHEX
Melody : only DISCOVER GLUED TO A CHEX
Melody : DIPPED IN CHOCOLATE
Alex : ONLY ROLLED UP QUARTERS
Melody : U BRAT
Alex : 
Melody : ONLY IPHONE
Melody : 1 IPHONE PER EPISODE
Alex : PROBABLY EMAIL
Melody : hahahAHAHAHHAAHAH
Melody : 1 IPHONE already FULL OF EMAILS that NEED TO BE CHECKED
Alex : BY YOUR FRIEND
Melody : but has NO TXT MSGS
Alex : NOT YOU
Alex : BUSY FRIEND THOUGH
Alex : SUCKS
Melody : dude wassup
Melody : come over
Alex : oh MAN i fuggin wish
Melody : say you got the "Halloween Blues"
Alex : i'm so worthless
Alex : LOL
Melody : happens every year
Alex : i can only say that wearing sunglasses
Alex : which are BROKEN
Melody : hahahaaa
Melody : oh shit
Alex : NO TEETH
Melody : thats not goot
Alex : um mel
Melody : no with teeth for sure
Melody : wha
Melody : wha
Melody : wha
Alex : i think you meant to type "t" instead of "d"
Melody : luego
Alex : in that word "goot"
Alex : i think you meant "good", right?
Melody : no
Melody : goot
Melody : its like good version 2.4
Alex : ohhh
Melody : its like leopard version of good
Alex : that's interesting!
Alex : you're so creative
Melody : goot
Melody : i know
Melody : fuck
Alex : it's really why i love being friends with you
Melody : don't cramp mi style
Alex : 
Alex : ;)
Alex : "friends"
Melody : eat a sweaty cock glued to a discover card
Alex : ?
Alex : with benefits
Alex : JSUT SAYIN
Melody : check maybe
Melody : knock 3 times
Melody : on the window
Alex : RING once
Melody : after sundown
Melody : dress as a postman
Alex : BEFORE I GO TO SLEEP
Melody : and ring at least 5 times
Alex : but not 3 times
Alex : THANKS
Melody : skip the third knock
Melody : go STRAIGHT TO THE 5TH KNOCK