November 2008
48 posts
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honora:
my friend Steve had a baby two days ago, his first child, and a boy! this is really cool because i spend most of my time sitting 3 feet away from Steve in our office.
CONGRATULATIONS STEVE EVEN THOUGH I KNOW YOU’LL NEVER SEE THIS POST!
YAY STEVE OMG SO MANY ONESIES COMING YOUR WAY!
NBC To Air A New Muppets Christmas Special →
mdfsmash:
December 17th!
This better end up on Hulu, NBC.
happycap:moderation: spdracerx
zomg.
““Americans need to save. They don’t need another flat-screen TV made in...”
– Op-Ed Contributor - Dying of Consumption - NYTimes.com
sometimes it's questionable whether or not i'm the...
(parents are watching "west side story" in the next room)
mom: who did the choreography? george balanchine?
dad: (completely disgusted) what?! no! it's jerome robbins...
mom: oh. right, sorry.
home for thanksgiving; this is my second favorite holiday after christmas (though it should really be my #1 fave since food > presents, however i’m a sucker for all the decorations, trimmings, etc of xmas).
for the first time ever i am exec chef of the whole GD meal, which means i’m in charge of making all of the sides and assistant-directing the turkey and stuffing (still too...
Change - How Political Eras End and Begin - Ron... →
a beautiful summation of the recent political tsunami and all the emotions that we haven’t really had a chance to put so eloquently.
Rapper Trick Trick bans gays from buying album →
amandalynferri:
heller:
and I quote “I don’t want your faggot money any goddamn way.”
My kind of guy!!!!
you have to admire the honesty…
Alex : FUCK YEAH
Alex : FUCK
Alex : FUCKIN
Alex : YEAH
Katherine : YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY
Katherine : omg
Alex : i am so happy i dont even care about ANYTHING else
Katherine : so HAPPY
Alex : like
Alex : FUCK
Alex : YES
Alex : AMERICA
Katherine : cant even DEAL
Alex : I LOVE EVERYONE
Alex : AND EVERYTHING
Katherine : FUCK YES AMERICA
Alex : AND I JSUT WANNA BUY SO MANY PUPPIES
Alex : AND NAME THEM ALL BARRY
Alex : AND GIVE THEM TO EVERYONE
Alex : AND HAND OUT LOLLIPOPS
Alex : AND FUCKING ICE CREAM CONES
Alex : AND KISS BABIES
Alex : SO
Alex : MANY
Alex : BABIES
Katherine : OMG I KNOW
Katherine : I WANT TO SET OFF FIREWORKS IN EVERYONES LIVING ROOMS
Alex : YES
Alex : AND LIKE
Alex : BUY EVERYONE COOKIES
Alex : AND
Alex : TAKE EVERYONE TO THE ZOO
Alex : AND FEED THE ANIMALS PIXIE STIX
Katherine : PLAY THE STAR SPANGLED BANNER IN A MILLION MAN KAZOO BAND
Alex : PROJECT ITS A WONDERFUL LIFE ONTO THE STATUE OF LIBERTY
Alex : AND PUT SPRINKLERS FILLED WITH CHAMPAGNE ON EVERYONE'S LAWN AND RUN THROUGH SLIP AND SLIDES
Katherine : CUT SUNROOFS IN ALL THE TAXIS SO WE CAN DRIVE AROUND STANDING UP IN THEM
Alex : WITH PUPPIES ON SHOULDERS
Alex : FIRST THING HE SHOULD DO WHEN HES PRES
Alex : MAKE A LAW THAT EVERY BABY MUST WEAR AMERICAN FLAG DIAPERS
Katherine : AND PUPPIEZ FOR EVERYBODY THAT ARE IDENTICAL TO SASHA AND MALIAS
Alex : AND EVERYONE ELSE TOO
Alex : OH AND
Katherine : ALL THE OBAMAPUPPIEZ CAN GROW UP TOGETHER
Alex : TAKE OLD LADIES TO THE OPERA
Alex : AND PLAY PENNY POKER WITH EVERYONE'S MOTHERS
Alex : OMG
Alex : SO MANY BBQ'S
Katherine : CANASTA WITH YOUR GRANDMA
Alex : JENGA WITH YOUR GODDAMN NEPHEWS
Katherine : IM BARACK OBAMA, AND I WENT TO YOUR COUSINS CHRISTENING
Alex : IM BARACK OBAMA AND IM THE GODDAMN PRESIDENT AND IM SO HANDSOME
Alex : AND HERE"S MY BEAUTIFUL GODDAMN FAMILY LET ME SHOW YOU THEM
Alex : JUST LOOK?
Alex : SEE WHY I LOVE THEM?
Alex : YOU CAN LOOK AT THEM ALL YOU WANT BC IM PRESIDENT FOR EIGHT MORE YEARS
Alex : AND OMG IT HASNT EVEN STARTED YET
Katherine : IM BARACK OBAMA AND I LOVE YOU BUT I LOVE MICHELLE MORE
Katherine : BECAUSE IM A GOOD MAN
Alex : AND I KNOW YOU WONT BE JEALOUS ABOUT THAT
Alex : SO THATS COOL
Alex : THANKS!
Katherine : YOU'RE REALLY CHILL, AMERICA
Alex : 'PRECIATE IT
Alex : PROPZ
Katherine : FIST BUMP
Alex : RAISE THE MO'FO' ROOF
“winter’s come and gone” by...
i rarely (if ever) use this site for writing my personal thoughts or feelings, and i’m well aware that only a handful of people read it in the first place, but i’m so overwhelmed today that i don’t have a choice but to put something down…
i voted for barack obama this morning, at a polling center in the music room of salt brook elementary, the new jersey grade school i...
