September 2008
29 posts
Bloomberg Running For A Third Term →
YES PLS.
jim james “golden”
411 EXCLUSIVE
Alex : 11:00AM : A HARD SPIKED CLUB TO YOUR FACE
Alex : BUILDING AN OVERNIGHT GAS CHAMBER
Alex : 1:00PM
Alex : INTERNET DARK ARTS: SHREDDING YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE
Katherine : 2:00PM: THE FUTURE OF STABLATURE AWESOMENESS
Alex : 9:00AM
Alex : THE NEVERENDING ONLINE CHINESE WATER TORTURE
Alex : 11:30AM
Alex : THE FLESH EATING MAGGOTS IN YOUR POCKET
Alex : man the BEST IS STILL
Alex : BEACHSIDE WITCHHUNT
Alex : OH MAN
Alex : 6:00PM
Alex : WELCOME COCKTAIL RECEPTION & TAR & FEATHERING
Alex : Alex : 9:30AM: FUCKING CHOP IT UP WITH AN AXE
Alex : 11:00AM
Alex : ACID ON UR EYEZ (DOIN IT RONG)
Alex : DEAR GUESTS
Alex : PLS REMEMBER TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE LUXURY NAILS OFFERED BY THE RITZ-CARLTON AND SHOVE THEM UNDER YOUR FINGERNAILS.
Katherine : i wanna hurt somebody
Katherine : goddamn i wish i could go shoot some guns right now.
Alex : hahhahaha
Alex : i wann do more POWERSKULPT
Alex : and
Alex : PUNCH
Alex : IT
Alex : OUT
Katherine : yeah thats probs better
Katherine : fucking
Katherine : JAB JAB JAB
Katherine : that looks so good in print
Katherine : JAB JAB JAB JAB JAB
Alex : print
Alex : ha
Katherine : ha
Katherine : yeah
Alex : man have u been to the (REDACTED) website?
Katherine : ahahahahahahaha
Katherine : YES
Alex : its kind of sick
Katherine : noway
Katherine : h8
Alex : really?
Alex : the site is cool though!
Katherine : i think its ugly
Katherine : :/
Alex : i mean CMON have u seen (REDACTED).com
Katherine : LOL
Katherine : yeah but like
Alex : HOLY SHIT
Alex : CLICK THE LINK
Katherine : (REDACTED).com IS NOT THE YARDSTICK
Alex : mmm yes it is
Katherine : dear (REDACTED),
Katherine : what 11 yo taught you how to make animated gifs?
Katherine : fucking quit it
Katherine : fuck you,
Katherine : katherine
Katherine : man i wanna do a cobpost today
Alex : hahah
Alex : fuck you,
Alex : katherine
Katherine : lets think of something good
Alex : hahaha
Alex : best sig
Katherine : it totally is
Katherine : !
Alex : ever?
Alex : maybe?
Katherine : maaaybe
Katherine : also good would be
Katherine : no, fuck YOU,
Katherine : Katherine
Katherine : or
Alex : lol
Alex : yeah yeah
Alex : OR
Alex : no, seriously, fuck off,
Alex : alex
Alex :
Katherine : FUCK. YOU.
Katherine : -K
Katherine : how about
Katherine : "travel safe & go fuck yourself"
Alex : hahah
Alex : "best wishes for a great fuck you"
Katherine : looking forward to meeting, unless you manage to fuck off and die before i see you, which wouldnt be some kind of GD tragedy BTW
Alex : HA
Alex : MAN ANGER
Alex : I AM GETTING ANGRIER BY THE SECOND
Katherine :
Katherine : anger
Alex : this might be a blogged convo
“Republicans lowered my taxes, and will keep them low. But the value of my home...”
– CNN Commenter (via The Anonymous Liberal) (via mikehudack) (via caro)
Alex Delyle: i wanna change my screenname to
Alex Delyle: hasanyoneseenalexdelyleshesreallysadwheredidshego
Katherine Elsasser: AWNO
Alex Delyle: or like
Alex Delyle: shellofalexdelyle
Katherine Elsasser: NO
Katherine Elsasser: NO
Katherine Elsasser: NO
Alex Delyle: lesscuteshellofalexdelyle
Alex Delyle: broodinglymoreattractiveshellofalexdelyle
Katherine Elsasser: ahahahaha
Katherine Elsasser: im gonna change mine to unavailablyavailablealexdelyleissuretogetmoregirlsthatwayitsathing
Beautiful day.
Things I am Irrationally Mad At Today: An Instant...
Katherine Elsasser: ohai irrational anger party over here
here are some people and things i am mad at
for no reason
Emily Warren: TOTALLY
Katherine Elsasser: - the [redacted]
Emily Warren: like stop PMSing
Katherine Elsasser: - [redacted]
Emily Warren: total
- [redacted]
- [redacted].com
Katherine Elsasser:
- my friends
- bloggers
- dudes
- (specifically [redacted])
- (specifically [redacted])
- houses that arent boats
- boats that arent houses
- g train
- taylor momsen
- filemakerpro 8
- filemaker pro 8.5
- cupcake stores
- my shoes
Emily Warren: TAYLOR MOMSEN
