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Alex: lets
Alex: set up a committee
Alex: about
Alex: the best way to break things
Alex: like
Alex: do you chop it up?
Alex: do you fucking smash it?
Katherine : AXE?
Alex: do you BURN IT
Alex: but like
Alex: the committee is made up of ppl with different views about
Alex: THE BEST WAY TO DESTROY
Alex: OR EVEN
Alex: its a SUMMIT
Alex: where there are SEPARATE SESSIONS abotu each
Alex: all at once
Alex: WEBBYDESTRUCT
Katherine: ahahaha
Alex: ahahahahahah
Katherine : webbydestruct
Katherine : YES
Alex : 9:30AM: FUCKING CHOP IT UP WITH AN AXE
Alex : moderator: Doug Pfeifer
Alex : SPEAKERS
Alex : HILARY ROWLAND
Alex : A BEAR
Alex : LOU WALLACH
Alex : NO WAIT
Alex : LOU WALLACH IS THE EMCEE OF THE ENTIRE SUMMIT
Katherine : ahaha
Alex : hahahahaha
Katherine : i think we could put eugene mirman on that panel
Alex : hhahah yeah
Alex : and like
Alex : meredith viera
Katherine : in the FAT RUSSIAN COMEDIAN slot
Alex : LOL
Alex : MAN i wanna like
Alex : SPEND 5 HRS making a ONE SHEET FOR THIS
Katherine : LOLZ
Alex : instead of spending 5 hrs making a REAL ONE SHEET
Alex : MAN
Alex : WEBBYDESTRUCT
Katherine : WebbyDestruct
Alex : INTERNET COMEDY: CHOPPING $&%NG ^&*HOLES
Katherine : omg i gotta send that to doug p
Alex : MODERATOR:
Alex : HULK HOGAN
Alex : KEYNOTE:
Alex : PHIL SPECTOR
Katherine : with a special NORMAN MAILER RETROSPECTIVE
Alex : LOLZ
Alex : INSTEAD OF TRIVIA NIGHT
Alex : FUCKING
Alex : BURNING WITCHES
Alex : WTICHHUNT
Alex : BEACHSIDE WITCHHUNT
Katherine : B2BURNBQ
Katherine : WebbyDestruct DINNER MENU = POISON BLOWFISH
Alex : OH MAN
Alex : CYANIDE PUNCH
Katherine : aus JUS DE POSION
Alex : ALALLALA
Alex : HHAHA
Alex : MAN
Alex : i love hte like
Alex : LUXURY NAILS
Katherine : hahaha
Alex : JEWELED FUCKIN' BOULDERS THAT WILL CRUSH YOU
Alex : FABREGE MASES
Katherine : THIS COMPLIMENTARY BATHROBE IS FRESHLY DIPPED IN STAPH INFECTION JUICE
Katherine : PLS RELAX
Katherine : ON US!
Alex : IF YOU HAVE SOME DOWN TIME
Alex : PLS STRAP THIS DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED IRON ONTO YOUR ANKLE AND JOIN US AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN FOR SOME FUCKING DRINKS
Katherine : IF YOURE IN A RUSH, TRY THE SILVER PLATED CEMENT SLIPPERS
Alex : HAHA
Alex : IF YOU NEED ANY ASSITANCE PLEASE CALL OUR IN-HOUSE STABBER
Alex : AFTER A LONG DAY OF PROGRAMMING, KICK BACK AND UNWIND WITH A COMPLIMENTARY COVER-YOUR-BODY-IN-RUBBER-CEMENT SESSION AT OUR SPA
Alex : OUR LUXURY SPA
Alex : IF YOU WOULD LIKE YOUR HEAD PLACED IN THE OVEN, OUR 5-STAR KITCHEN IS OPEN 24/7
Katherine : TROUBLE SLEEPING? HIT THE MINIBAR FOR SOME CHLOROFORM
Alex : OR LIKE
Alex : TROUBLE SLEEPING?
Alex : JUMP OUT YOUR LUXURY FIVE STAR WINDOW AND JOIN US IN A BLEEDING BROKEN HEAP ON THE GROUND
Alex : GIRAFFES, KOALAS, OSTRICHES: IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE EATEN TO DEATH, YOU HAVE THE OPTION OF THREE EXCLUSIVE LUXURY ANIMALS